* Leeds Roller Dolls *

Roller Doll Profile: Rigor Morris

Derby Name: Rigor Morris
Derby Number: 72hrs

What does your derby name mean to you?
It's a play on words with Rigor Mortis and describes not only my deadly, deathly skills but the fear I strike into other players causing them to become stiff and lose the ability to move.

How long have you been skating?
Crawling out of the grave with skates strapped to my feet, I wondered. How long had I skated? Who was I? Where was the nearest derby track?

Have you had any impressive skating/derby injuries yet?
Articulatio genus contusion [knee bruise], the lack of blood flowing through my veins has prevented any serious injuries as of yet.

What's your best move/technique?
Falling; it allows me to get closer to the sweet soft soil that I departed from.

Roller derby pet hate?
The Living

What's your favourite roller derby anthem/tunes to skate to?
Psychobitches Outta Hell - The Horrorpops,

Favourite roller derby quote?
"All Roller Derby players are bilingual. They know English and Profanity"

When the hollywood all star cast film "leeds roller dolls- the movie" is made, who will play you?
Ideally the reanimated corpse of Bettie Page, controlled by a series of evil midget puppet-masters.

Where do you plan to retire with your derby millions?
Atlantis. There I will raise an army of fish-people, hell-bent on destroying the surface-dwellers way of life. Once most of the world is under my dominion, I will hold Triumphs in my honour, and build underwater derby stadiums in my name. My submarine plebeians will cry: "Hark! Poseidon's angel has returned! No longer will our marine denizens be subjected to the evils of Terrain rule."

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